Hey Ma. What’s up? Let’s slide.

With Joe Paterno dead burning in Hell for the rest of Eternity for allowing numerous children to be sexually abused so he could win some fucking FOOBAWL games

+1 Rolling Rock

Baylor: “Boy, we’re finally overtaking Penn State for most odious institutional breakdown! Our ‘callousness toward victims’ ratings are unprecedented!”

How dare he disrespect the Leisureplex!!!

I will never understand why people think we can field a great soccer team when all our best athletes play football and or basketball until soccer gets close to their level in popularity we’ll never be better than mediocre.

It wouldn’t be a Haisley article without a factual error.

You should try to make this point again when you aren’t so drunk.

They both stood their ground. Too bad they both can still procreate.

And if you don’t drive sober, don’t worry, because Bill Self will talk to the cops for you

Please sirs can I have some more?

Let me first say that I hate Trump with a fury and am mortified that he’s our President.

Who drove it better?

The shipping container holding the drugs was headed for Belgium.

First time I’ve seen drug dealers name their product for the amount of taxes they planned to pay.

Meanwhile Dwayne Wade dislocated his elbow watching the fight from the pressbox

Lopez obviously threw first ON VIDEO, and then claimed to the ref “He threw first. Fuck that guy.”

Also, Lopez’s punch was weak as fuck while Ibaka’s had some fucking HEAT.

I know mascots for other teams should never root for opposing players, but Serge Ibaka just gained 29 new fans.