Kimmel was joking jeez

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

I’m sorry, but the speech was pretty hokey. If Emma Stone made that same speech we’d call her just another self-involved, pretentious actor.

She’s amazing. MOST of her speech was amazing, but...

He’d be very happy to hear that, but if it’s possible to be the leader of an abstract concept then that wasn’t him. The fact is, he was considered such a liability that he wasn’t invited to be part of the main pro-Brexit campaign, Vote Leave. Farage fumed that Vote Leave was a movement led by “cretins” and ranted that…

Hard to report trouble when all the neighbors are dead.

I sat here racking my brain trying to remember who Bill Paxton was in Titanic.

My family didn’t go to the movies a lot when I was growing up/a teenager. We wanted to till everything came to the video store (Video Library, Hollywood Video, my dad hated Blockbuster). So in 96 it was a big deal when we all went and saw the most talked about movie of the time “Twister.” We didn’t go see another…

Here’s a Hot Take. Mark Cuban can get fucked with a tire iron. Just because he’s not a Trump guy doesn’t mean he’s not another piece of shit billionaire who has no issues intimidating the press to make sure his garbage basketball teams fees aren’t hurt.

umm no sorry didn’t you read the article all women like it all women like the same things getting a woman off is just like a video game up up down down ABAB down down up start

Akeem Olajuwon and Hakeem Olajuwon.

Jay Williams and Jayson Williams. One blew out his knee, the other blew away his limo driver.

Like, I understand you couldn’t foresee that the most valuable footballer in England is actually N’Golo Kante but you you aren’t even trying at this point.

That reading was from his court date; he’s been in detox since the arrest.

Listen, I don’t drink and drive, nor really ever drink to be honest with you, but 0.083 is barely over the limit in the US. Given the fact he was just over the limit; how much of a lightweight or a shitty driver do you have to be to be “driving over a median and nearly into head-on traffic” at 0.083?

I, for one, am extremely psyched that Claudio Ranieri gets some time to drink wine and blast some sweet opera tunes while the Foxes get fucking relegated.

I’ve been to Iceland AND Wyoming.

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

How fucking rich is it that these people who are motivated solely by “care for the environment” left like 30 semi-truck loads full of garbage at the site? Honestly.

Do get me wrong but, not a lot of respect for the sacred burial grounds by the protestors, eh?