They’re like drug dealers. You’ll never get rid of them as long as there’s a demand. Who the fuck are the idiots spending good money to own a signed ball cap or sneaker, anyway?

Yeah, Costas is good. Tirico’s good too. We should appreciate those who are very good at a very hard job that most people aren’t good at.

Why though? Is she not capable of exiting a vehicle and mounting steps alone? Are most women not capable of that (with no disrespect to the disabled community)? I get it that it’s a social more and that it would have been polite and would have demonstrated regard for him to have walked her in. However, I think…

Assuming one policeman per one or two people, that doesn’t sound outrageous.

Jason Derulo has accused America’s shittiest major airline (unless we’re counting Spirit) of “racial discrimination” after an incident involving checked bags, $4000, and literal requests to “turn this plane around.”

the tournament will close two weeks later with the semifinals and final at Dodger Stadium.

Not only am I not excited, I’ve been dreading it.
I’m going to spend the next week worried that one of my team’s stars is going to get hurt in a stupid exhibition game in some publicity stunt for the MLB to sell merch to other countries.

I don’t mean to sound like an ass, but does anyone actually get excited about this....? Honestly, I’ve tried, but the event just falls flat for me. At the very least, it gives us some semblance of real baseball while we march towards opening day.

Gorsuch seems like a good man and very qualified for the bench. Unfortunately, this Supreme Court seat was stolen. This is where the Democrats should start and end the discussion.

I wouldn’t fuck with Oak at his funeral.

It’s what everyone wants.

Hockey didn’t work in Phoenix, who could have predicted that?

Well, that’s one half of “sports journalism.” The other half is to repackage the press release after its been disseminated, a la Rovell.

“BREAKING: Sources say Woj is moving to start a new basketball vertical at the Christian Science Monitor. Story to come.” - Chris Broussard.

I’ll believe it only when Woj tweets it.

The Big German showing you how to hold up three fingers.

Nothing Austria produces can ever be terrible... oh, wait. Never mind.

Oh my, Ilovelife1 and Ilovelife2 were much more gracious.

WE MUST ELIMINATE ALL JOY.