The difference this time is there has been some pretty marked improvements made to their way of life via federal programs, particularly the ACA. Maybe a dose of what the old ways were like will make them realize how much they actually want things to be different.

It’s usually when we stop paying attention to it when NK starts kicking and screaming and testing nukes. 

On the flip, let them slash and fucking burn. Maybe those rubes will wake the fuck up and either a) nominate a brand of conservative that isn’t a lunatic (there still are some out there, I hear), or b) just go Democrat.

I don’t, but it’s always nice to not have to scroll three pages on my phone to find sports posts from earlier that same day.

Those are very different situations. Charles and Diana were as close to an arranged marriage as it got. William and Catherine knew each other for years, dated, she was a “commoner” and nobody in the family took issue...unless it comes out he’s been ordering call girls to a secret apartment their marriage has as much…

Seriously, at some point do they get enough unique visitors for that vertical that they can stop flooding the Deadspin home page with links to it?

Chill, Katniss.

It would be great if all the Spanish teams disappeared this round.

Other way around there.

Beat me to it. I could barely get through another graph because my brain was wondering why a dude with crippling polio thought disabled people didn’t deserve to live lol.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt believed in genocide for people with disabilities. 

I think that’s their rations for the day.

I like Bertie, weird yogurt-saving notwithstanding.

Maybe they can save some money by not buying Canadian flags to trample in the dressing room before getting their asses handed to them by the superior hockey nation, hmm?

More than anything, Guardiola and the City board should be pilloried for their baffling transfer strategy that saw them spend tons of money on positions of strength and very little on obvious areas of need

Don’t think you have to worry about the Leafs this year.

Yes, and in tandem with this:

This oughtta be good.

Domestically, then, he was socialist Jesus. He’s still the most socialist president the United States has had since FDR.

The 2012 Pens-Flyers series had its moments but even compared to those whuppins the Leafs put on the Sens in the early aughts it just didn’t stack up.