Quit it. We aren’t your fucking plan B.

Nobody knows what the heck that stock market will do next.

For real. Cavs and Raps are both shitting their beds right now too. Shit’ll be fine.

I’m sure their tax bills are more than $450. We all benefit from that.

You’re right.

2004. GWB won the electoral college and popular vote in 2004.

I laugh every time I hear Bravo’s name.

If I see Germans marching I’m fucking running as fast as I can.

Yep. Here’s baby Pete with very much non-white mama and much younger Joe Biden:

This year, Moonlight will win a buncha shit and Davis will win Actress and there will be a bunch of “Oscars are woke” articles.

You wasted 5 minutes on these two comments asking if you should see a two hour long movie. If it is a waste of 2 hours, it’s not like you were doing anything particularly productive with that time otherwise now is it?

Guerreiro is indeed a world-beater, an excellent attacking FB and a crack from set pieces. Of course, with that kind of talent they can only hope to hold off the richer vultures for so long.

Yawn. Nobody’s launching nukes. Crazier people than Trump have had their finger on the trigger. We’re still here.

*record scratches*

Advance payment for future speech plagiarism?

That’s pretty typical - Obama slagged W for a couple years after he took office.

Brexit can crumple up Scotland’s economy into a little ball and flush it down the loo.

-Most of the UK’s food supply that is sourced from abroad comes from other EU nations (*ahem*), SE Asia and South America.

You’re too ignorant to realise the rest of the world has been watching you guys act like assholes for 60 years now and this doesn’t surprise any of us.

Pro tip: Stop using Vito Mannone in goal. Try Mika until Pickford is back to health.