I believe the two largest pet insurance companies in America are Canada-based.

He had as much chance of turning out for Germany as Lionel Messi.

I would love to know the last cabinet member whose net worth was under $100k in today’s dollars.

Seizing the assets of cabinet picks is as sure-fire a way to enticing smart, capable people to want to be in government as I’ve ever heard.

Meghan Markle isn’t Canadian. She just lives in Toronto because it’s a cool town with good veal sandwiches.

I don’t get why it’s right for anybody? They have ways to get their hands on proper clothing in Nunavut. In a region where pretty much every fucking animal is drowning due to shrinking ice I find it hard to justify killing them so you can avoid paying a delivery charge from Canada Post.

I won’t feel my knee through my snowpants, though.

I guess crying is allowed in “a man’s game” but concussion spotting and protocol is for babies, eh Patty?

LOL I’m sure my anxiety and shyness isn’t going to play into this at all.

Apparently Barcelona’s president is steaming mad, not because the ban was overturned but rather because they used the same lawyers as Real and their ban wasn’t overturned.

Any suggestions on how to go about doing that? Rely on Yelp reviews?

Maybe that.

“Been there, done that.” - My high school self

I’ve heard that they tend to avoid doing the eye area because they could laser my eye to death or something?

Weird, right? There isn’t even a Chilean in goal.

He’s from a small town at the base of a mountain. It’s been in films before - his brother was actually in one of the films. This is the reason for his strange accent.

Is this a thing that only affects women? Because as a man with some serious bushiness and a unibrow that would make Anthony Davis blush if I didn’t do any upkeep I would very much like for some eyebrow to not return...

Ability to score? If 2008-2014 was Iniesta’s prime he averaged 5 goals a year in that span. Not exactly gangbusters.

Honestly, he’d be in my top 5.

I think people are already starting to forget just how good Xavi was. The guy almost never made a bad pass. I love Andres but Xavi is probably the best midfielder to ever play.