Heard a lot of JB/Mets. Is it really that open/shut that Yoenis leaves?

Cincy will eat some to get out from under it. Makes it more manageable.

They’re happily waving goodbye to Bautista and his big mouth.

I live in Canada, we don’t have HBO Go yet.

That moment you realise you should’ve gone with your instinct, had the abortion and save yourself a shotgun wedding to a bozo.

Yes, but they’ll never get $7 per user off of ads the way they do from subscribers.

Are...are you confusing “can” and “can’t”?

My folks cancelled it in September and I was pissed!

Seriously, how the fuck did he ace that fucking landing?

I stole my parents’ cable company info and just access everything I want through their online account.

Beat me to it. I lost some breath on that one.

You can be a star without being a goalscorer. Mourinho made him a goalscorer.

Gignac was fucking horrible at Euro and has been horrible for France in every appearance he’s made since.

Frank Lampard in the 3 seasons prior to Mourinho arriving at Chelsea: 30 goals

Has less to do with Mourinho and more with the team-make-up, much of which is holdover from last year.

We’re just about at the point where the average person needs to decide between cellular service and cable television.

Well, yeah but Real win the odd title or Champions League.

He’s had some bad games but not nearly as many as the Twitterati would have you believe.

I won’t rest until they tell us what happened to the fucking Russian.

Carson Wentz’ hot start turned to hot pig fart rather quickly.