I prefer Der Kommissar.

He’s played for two teams and both have regretted having him around. He’s been accused of assault multiple times (including pending charges of grabbing and lifting a woman by the throat at a bar), sexual assault once. He has a habit of missing practices to the point where his coach in Winnipeg said when asked what…

Veron is to god what Trump is to women’s rights.

If he had sold Peter Luger steaks, Trump Steaks could’ve been a tremendous success.

I eat lunch alone in my office. What of it?

Guess Veron’s still a little cheesed that Diego didn’t put him in vs. Germany in the QF in South Africa.

That would be apt, because being a Leaf fan feels like cancer most of the time.

I’ve had a boner for 12 hours from watching him play. Should I seek medical attention?

4.

“Their” franchise player. There is literally nobody more important on the Sabres roster right now, which is the general definition of a franchise player.

Yep. 1999-2002 were just awful all-around for both the NBA and NHL drafts.

He plays on a team everybody forgets exists.

1) Carvalho, Nani and others who were born in Africa (Danilo, Eder) grew up in Portugal. Nobody on Portugal’s 2016 Euro Champion team came over from Africa to play in the Liga, naturalised and then was capped. The chances of a player having the skill level to be called up by Portugal being bypassed by their African…

but the evidence in this case thus far seems to be that (i) she had a sexual history with Rose, (ii) she got drunk with him the night of, (iii) she invited him and his friends to her place late at night to party with her and her friend; and (iv) she masturbated for him right before they had sex ...

The fact is that despite it having “always been this way” it’s also always come with similar controversy, particularly in the past couple decades. When Camoranesi first accepted an Italy call-up vs. Portugal from Gio Trappatoni not only did Azzurri players both past and present voice their displeasure, the Italian…

The truth is, nobody fucking knows.

That’s fine but if you’re not in the plans and you’re accommodated as such you can’t really bitch.

And yet congress would be barely changed and his socialist agenda would be hampered even by his own party.

She says “you know” 38 fucking times. The art of speech is truly dead.

Sounds like the move was going well until it reached the 7th leg of the journey.