capitalofperu
capitalofperu
capitalofperu

A BLT on a bagel is fantastic. Peameal sandwich also belongs on a bagel.

a) How is this “shitting” on Messi?

Maybe. Fergie does know how to eat his crow, though. See Jaap Stam.

And Lahm.

Are we sure he didn’t eat Messi? Who is that blonde imposter losing 4-0 to fucking Liverpool?!

Except they spent 85% of that profit on this dude:

Breaking: Nick Diaz is bi-polar.

People who don’t floss are the reason the terrorists hate us.

I’m ugly and poor but have a big dick.

Zero. He receives money from the contract he signs with his new team.

To be honest, it’s a pretty rare sight to see such vilification for a star player leaving for a rival in Italy. So many stars have moved between rival clubs over the years that I barely batted an eyelash when I heard Gonzalo was northbound (until I heard what the fee was).

Hey, we don’t talk about worthless stars around here unless we’re discussing World Cup wins in the 1930's.

How long until he’s a Dallas Cowboy?

This, and the guy hasn’t played in the Champions League for two seasons. It’s all-around insane.

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“Sounds English, must be near England. Probably that island next to it.”

According to the last census, that accounts for 59% of the US population.

Diego Costa ate it.

AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT!