Tim Duncan stayed and the Spurs won a shitload of titles.

Wait, you serious about that Norweigan cuisine? I’m going to Apulia next month...

Believable.

I never claimed that France struggled to attack, only that Pogba wasn’t providing the offence expected. He had one goal (vs. Iceland) and no assists while his team scored 13 goals. He averaged fewer shots and dribbles per game than he did during the Serie A season.

I dispute that Pogba was incapacitated from servicing his forwards by where Deschamps played him - Carvalho played in the same position and managed to get balls forward and he doesn’t have half the natural talent Pogba does.

Because Sissoko’s speed was going to be vital against Portugal’s slow-ish midfield and it certainly was. Any chances France created came from Sissoko darting through Joao Mario and Carvalho.

Did Pogba appear at any point?

Really? Germany had a total of 4 shots all game. Portugal had that many yesterday in the first half alone.

It returned at the end of the second half. Gignac hitting the post was one of a few chances France created in the final few minutes. They also forced some crazy saves out of Patricio.

Raphael Guerreiro, who was trying to waste time. Ron was having none of it.

Frankly, every Euro final since 2004 has been pretty terrible.

It’s funny that a tournament that began with me furious at Ronaldo for his dumb (if somewhat accurate) remarks post-Iceland has ended with me having more respect for the guy as a leader than I ever have. The video of him giving Joao Moutinho the motivation he needed to hit a spot kick vs. Poland was a side to the man…

I cried (tears of joy) like a fucking baby after Portugal won yesterday.

Shot attempts:

Did Wales have a serious chance outside that (insane) Bale shot from Liechtenstein?

Maybe the only time he’s been happy to have missed the penalty.

Did he get his Canadian citizenship? Because Canadians can’t throw, right?

By the way, it’s weird that Pittsburgh is the only sports town with an ironclad color-scheme across all franchises.

Well, they haven’t been buying stars. Remember that first summer under Moyes? Their big (and pretty much only) summer signing was fucking Fellaini. The only star Van Gaal bought was Di Maria - the rest were just overpays on young and/or unproven talent that has either hit (Martial...kinda) or missed terribly (Memphis,…

People who clamour for club legends to take over as manager puzzle the hell out of me.

For every Pep Guardiola and Zinedine Zidane, there’s an Alan Shearer, or a Clarence Seedorf, or a Pippo Inza...okay so pretty much everyone who’s managed AC since Mass left.