The Honda Civic R-FS

Solution: Get it on PC.

I can’t wait to crash that thing...

100% this. A car guy building cars makes me happy.

Considering most car magazines are a third as thick as they were in the late 90s (let alone SCC not existing anymore) I’d say he’s made the right move.

Club without the wheels and brakes because I want the LSD. I’d put my own wheels/tires on it, do my own brake setup, and probably swap out the Bilsteins for a coilover setup.

I’d like to take a moment to reemphasize what a badass car dude Dave Coleman is. I grew up reading his articles, and was saddened to see him leaving publishing for industry, but this makes it all worthwhile. Damn, this thing looks like fun.

To get a good haircut, you have to encounter gay people.

Buick Century

Ferrari + Ferrari = Ferrari LaFerrari

TOYOTA STOUT + TROUTMAN-BARNES SCARAB = STOUT SCARAB!!!

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If you got a hernia doing it, I doubt anyone else is going to want to get in on the “fun”.

When is a hernia NOT fun and crazy?

When my kids look like they’re about to puke on a flight, I usually aim for folks like you then pretend it’s an accident. Thanks for being a target, my fellow parents and I truly appreciate it! I promise I will keep them in my seat (they have great range).

I’m going to do my best to make this a thing. Like, the official Jalopnik Apology Stratos or something. So whenever you see this picture, you know somebody done goofed.

I’ve never heard an impression of Mickey Mouse doing an impression of Jerry Seinfeld.

Until now.

My life is complete.

I think we would be wonderful friends. I like you.