This bike makes me want to start riding...

This is excellent. I hope it's 400 hp to the front wheels.

Ain't nobody got time for $40k on someone else's project.

I know I'm gonna come off like a dick, but I knew what that image was as soon as I saw it. It's from the May 2012 issue of Car and Driver and its actually a 1993 325i. I have a copy of it next to my toilet, as a matter of fact. But that crusher was indeed an E36 killer.

Never mind the Mustang... are those Ducati Scramblers?!

I did the research for you: Veyron tires.

Noble M400. People keep saying they're a kit car that has better road manners than most sports cars, but you can put that to the test. Quite a few on ebay within budget.

There is only one answer for the next car, Demuro.

How about a Citroën DS? I found you one on Auto Trader Classics for $39,500. BOOM. Way under budget.

Doug, the answer is obvious: The Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet. Preferably in seafoam green, tan top, tan interior.

The roads in Gatineau are crazy shitty. But yeah I suggest you go this week as they will soon become available for visits by appointment only with priority of course to serious buyers. The guy has the final edition and a previous year model that he has decked out with a lot of visual modifications.

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Thanks for doing this Doug. As much as we don't want to hear of your disappointment, you did so in an entertaining and honest way over the past year. For that, we are all grateful, even if most won't admit it.

Combine that with some students' poor behavior, and I bet you have a lethal combination of eating troll bait. I can't even imagine on a Monday.

He got us. He was goofing around. Damnit, Remission! Damn these internets! I posted this one above to Hammerhead... How about this gem if you haven't seen it.

Damnit! You win. You got me! Ugh. I should've known. I suck.

Sorry I'll try harder next time, thought on a Monday morning that would have gotten somebody for sure.

No one expects a Volvo to be fast, but one with the company's new triple boosted four cylinder with 450 hp makes the unassuming S60 a rocket. Just take the stickers off.

I don't know, it could have been a fluke. For real scientific integrity you'll need a bigger sample size. At least a few thousand Sunfires should be tested. As many Sunfires as we can gather.