“They say I tried to kiss her, but I don’t know who she is. She only worked here for a short time.”

“It’s not so bad looking down at it.” ~ Putin

I still kinda feel bad for her.

You know the old saying, “It’s all fun and games until a baby gets locked up or a peach cobbler left too long in the sun tries to kiss you on the mouth”.

“Every day, the Enemy of the People says I’m Racist, but then one of the blacks says I tried to kiss her and they believe that too. Your favorite President is treated so Unfairly.”

It’s very difficult to believe a daughter-lusting adulterer with a penchant for groping and paying off sex partners would do something like this.

I really feel for her, because convincing the public that Trump would be willing to kiss a black person is going to be extremely difficult.

“Babies in cages,” Johnson told the Post. “I didn’t think it was going to be this bad.”

He would finally get a crowd bigger than President Obama’s.

Wow. Guess I gave him too much credit. 

“Celebrate the day we supposedly broke free of a tyrant by spending the day with me, your tyrant!”

He probably stole the idea from one of his dictatorial idols

Great, we’re going to have to suffer through the “No, MY crowd was bigger!!!!” nonsense again

So, according to Republicans, registering or at all requiring licenses or any steps whatsoever to own a gun are tyranny, but forcing poor people to pay money to vote is just fine.

I genuinely don’t understand how voter ID laws haven’t been ruled an unconstitutional poll tax yet. Oh, right, Republicans keep stacking the Supreme Court with partisan hacks who wipe their ass on the Constitution every chance they get (Citizens United). 

Sadly, it doesn’t matter. State GOP legislators aways have bills in their back pocket. The most obvious example of this is with anti-abortion laws. They introduce forced birth bills that are passed and immediately appealed. If they are over turned they just introduce a different bill that goes through the same process…

The only person who decides if help can be given is the person wanting to commit suicide.

For anyone struggling, know you’re not alone. If you would like to speak with someone, please call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline at 1-800-273-8255.
If you don’t feel like talking, there’s also a free text line at 741-741.

Stick around, you guys. I don’t even know you, and I’d like you to stick around.