Because she represents the future of the Democratic party. She’s going to be the Democratic nominee for President eventually. It won’t be for a few election cycles, but it’ll happen. She can sell her platform and she can drag the shit out of somebody who tries to undermine it. You know when somebody says something…

The multimillionaire didn’t put any money aside, to see him through? The poor dear. My heart bleeds for him. It’s terrible that he should have to experience what millions of others already experience, because people like him are greedy selfish pricks, who happily fuck over everyone else.

She’s an “uppity” person of color with more social media power than they ever dreamed of and she wouldn’t fuck them even if they were the last trust-funded pair of chinos on the desert island. Just spitballin’ here.

The best part about drunk-shopping on Amazon is that I can make regrettable purchases without getting arrested for not wearing pants.

I’d say not to get shitfaced so often but it’s been about 93 years since Trump was elected so not even gonna judge

I’m hoping she calls them out with “At least I have the courage to show my face and use my name. Rich cowards are still cowards.”

#SocialismTakesFromRichAssholesCapitalismCreatesThoseRichAssholes

My toddler doesn’t throw fits this illogical.

These people don’t know how to take an L.

For fucking really!! How about all the emotional stress HE caused US, collectively, with his crimes? How about considering the damage you’ve done, you benighted ratfucker?? *snarl* The crocodile tears of the crooked, if dammed, could fill a 50-foot-wide moat around the fucking White House.

The fact that the assholes want to constantly cite ‘emotional stress’ as reasons they deserve leniency is laughable.

He should pull himself up by his bootstraps. (and bend over for the “soap”). 

Freaking Millennials, amirite??

“fist day”

*casts stone*

“I’m having trouble putting food on the table and paying the rent.”

Stone said he did not recognize the image at first and when he examined it later and researched it he said it was a Celtic symbol.

Here’s some thoughts:

Tip for Roger: Your fist day in the big house, beat up the biggest person you can see.