The 4th amendment says:

The 4th amendment is not a technicality.

This seems tailor made for Torch.  Where is the hero we need?

Writer has a decent budget and wants something funky, and unique.

My favorite is cars that are clearly automatics listed as manuals.

It actually uses the physics to do something most humans cannot wrap their mind around.

...Canada?

Man, remember when internet trolls were just this guy taping buttered bread to a cat?

You, sir, are a hack. It is common knowledge that the moon is made of cheese.

I like this idea, let’s go with this. Plant trees on the moon in order to give druidic powers to the Forest Service to carry out such a request. 

That's a pretty stupid thing to do.

Well, Jason...

I’m over here waiting for somebody to suggest a Miata.

These are fabulous driver’s cars and very underrated. Having owned a multitude of E30s (still race Spec E30) and E28s, I rate the Milano higher on the fun scale than either BMW. I’ve owned my Verde for 6 1/2 years and it’s never failed me. Take care of the maintenance and the Alfa will take care of you.

I’m giving this an irrational NP just because I like it. It’s an interesting car and a good example if you want an Italian project that you can enjoy from the start as the stuff it needs are not things that stop you from driving it.

Driving one of these little guys in Texas is a statement in masculinity. It’s so subtle you may not realize it’s even a statement, a simple fact of life like gravity and sunrise. Nothing to prove here.

There’s a slight crest which would probably rate as “flat ground” in Denver, but in Omaha it’s akin to climbing Mt. Everest.