I visited China for the first time last year and couldn’t believe how many Buicks were driving around!

On the other hand, if you’re a tweaker scoping the parking lot for a victim, an NRA sticker more often than not also means a gun under the seat :-)

I bet the rim can’t even post up a chair!

Came here to say this. A locked car with food inside is about as safe from bears as a can of sardines is from a person...just peel the top back and enjoy!

It’s always Randy. What an ass!

Yeah, unfortunately I think most non-cooks only see it when it’s used as a garnish on deviled eggs and such and think it’s just to add red sprinkles to something.

The handicap toilet is too high for proper pooping leverage!

I was a middle stall pooper at my last job, but it had nothing to do with cleanliness. They were set up next to the urinals, so you had urinal, urinal, stall, stall, handicap stall. I didn’t like stall next to the urinals, because there was pretty steady urinal traffic and I like to pretend like I have a little…

I think these things came from the factory smelling like old man and cigarettes

Thought you were saying the bed floor was wood planks like old trucks in the 60's had...nope the whole damn thing is wood!

You just gotta make sure to shift into neutral right as you run out of gas and then use that speed to coast!

That sounds about right, put all your energy into F150s and Mustangs just in time for the next round of skyrocketing gas prices. That should work out well for them.

There was an interesting/heartbreaking documentary called The Bridge a few years back that had a least one interview with someone who changed his mind after he jumped and was able to reposition himself midair and survived. Still got busted up pretty bad, but he lived.

Keep your trash can in the garage if you’re in the game folks.

“This wood make a good plank” FTFY

Mute point? I thought everybody knew it was a Moo Point. You know, like a cow’s opinion...it doesn’t matter.

I was looking at a Silverado a few years back and they armorall’d the step bars...my grandma went to climb in for my test drive and damn near broke her hip. Then I had to stop and put diesel in just so I could make it back to the dealership from the test drive.

Yep, or the back pocket of your jeans. You can’t wear your hat in church, but that sure as hell doesn’t mean you’re leaving it at home!

Kinda looks like a chop-top Chrysler 300

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