I have a question about gas...In the higher elevation parts of Colorado and Montana(and I assume other states), I find that the regular gas is only 85 or 85.5 octane and medium is 88, but everywhere else is 87/89. I am again assuming this has something to do with the elevation, but have no idea what or why. If my car…

I wonder if they would sweep it into a garbage bag and fedex it to me

It’s almost a shame to hide something that pretty under the hood

Everybody knows you’re supposed to catch the ball IN the beer! And then chug it.

I used to have a truck that did this all the time. Usually the shift interlock is screwing things up, but here’s a handy way to bypass it:

Yep! Class of 2000. We all had to take one home for a night. My baby “woke up” at about midnight and like a good dad, I woke up and put my plastic key in the kid’s back and turned it to feed the little shit. Snap! my key broke off in the baby and I had no other way to stop the kid from crying so I tossed the kid in…

Isuzu Amigo is the only answer. Even if they don’t make them anymore

To be fair, Dollar beer night at the Beavers games was awesome

I do breakfast sandwiches on blueberry freezer waffles(cooked obviously). Kind of like a homemade McGriddle.

Peanut butter, banana, and mayonnaise(none of that miracle whip bullshit) sandwich. Plain Lays potato chips are a nice addition as well. Never tried Doritos with PB, but they’re a wonderful addition to just about any meat/cheese/bread sandwich.

I dated a Claire once a few years ago. If she had driven a “a squirrel crushin’, deer smackin’, drivin’ machine” it probably would have lasted longer. It pretty much ended when she helped me move out of my apartment and I started pulling guns out of my closet. 

I rented a bright yellow baja with a topper on it a few years back for a fishing trip and spent two weeks cruising around the Yukon in the Great Yellow Hearse of the North. Good times!

I was taught to multiply kilometers by 6 and drop the zero to get approximate miles. Works for speeds too.

I used to work in a LEED certified building and the handicap buttons operate on a battery that gets charged by people opening the doors manually. Not enough people were opening the door by hand, so the batteries would go dead and the buttons would stop working.