I’m all for victims being given the opportunity to tell their story.

And this awesome rejoinder a few weeks after Ann Curry got the sack:

And his comment about “Throwing people under the bus” after the Ann Curry debacle.

He was on Ann’s side when that whole thing went down.

And he had a delightful sick burn for Lauer after the Ann Curry sitch. On air made a ‘joke’ about Lauer throwing colleagues under the bus.

If I ever, for whatever reason, had to leave my dog in a permanent manner as such, he’d end up going with my parents. He lives a pretty spoiled life now and it would look like I was treating him like a 15th century peasant in comparison to how my parents would take care of him. He’d be puppy dog royalty with two human…

What’s with all these 90s musicians goin’ country? Kid Rock, Hootie, now that German band that sang Another Night?

See, this actually begins to explicate his inexplicable popularity with dads. He’s Dad Joke: The Man. And that’s just fine.

For the first time ever, I slam dunked a basketball.

So does calamari, and yet

I’m pretty sure every vore tumblr is run by Griffin McElroy

Sure but if you were Joe Jonas you probably wouldn’t need a costume to not get recognized.

This makes me love Jake Tapper even more for some reason.

That whole ad campaign was low key hilarious.

Very spooky scary, isn’t it?

I have watched 30 Rock so much that i honestly missed the reference-I literally just sang the hook like it was a legit song.

Those were just more everyday, ho hum tosses by Rodgers. The truly impossible thing is apparently not falling for the hard count.

I think Evans is the anti-Pratt. He’s really insecure and self-effacing and also comes from a blue collar background and doesn’t come across as the kind of asshole who would let a dog starve on the streets.