See the above comment about Sylvester Stallone as future cop.

I like that she is offended by rape jokes (and frankly, that “joke” was really more of a statement) but not by, you know, actual rapists. Classic!

Fech is more likely to happen, at this point.

Azealia Banks got her account suspended, started a new one and Twitter said “Now what you won’t do ...”

@Kat Dennings: Mostly, they think about ART.

He’ll probably be fine, considering how he has a direct line to god. And god said unto Shupe, “hang on Shupe, Shupe hang on.”

I always knew god hated socialists.

Any of these? Or ALL of them?

The cut off age for feelings and talking about them on Jez is really, really low. This is something that has straight up burned me up here since I had an acct. What do people think happens when you turn 40? Your fairy godmother floats down from a cloud and removes all emotional baggage and you magically become a mess…

The point is that no one outside out Beyonce should give enough of a shit to respond.

This is such bullshit and you know it

Liam Hemsworth.

Jimmy had five gold records as a solo artist after he left The Wonders, so that's pretty impressive too!

I genuinely hope that is that woman’s only job duty. No other thing, just carrying Ariana around.

Ugh that sucks :(

Holidays are so stressful in retail. All the sympathies here!

It’s like that scandal where homeopathic remedies were found to have active ingredients in them, and the whole organic community was mad that they were buying functioning products instead of useless crap.

glad I could come forth with this. i feel relieved thank you all.