He’ll probably be fine, considering how he has a direct line to god. And god said unto Shupe, “hang on Shupe, Shupe hang on.”

I always knew god hated socialists.

Any of these? Or ALL of them?

The cut off age for feelings and talking about them on Jez is really, really low. This is something that has straight up burned me up here since I had an acct. What do people think happens when you turn 40? Your fairy godmother floats down from a cloud and removes all emotional baggage and you magically become a mess…

The point is that no one outside out Beyonce should give enough of a shit to respond.

This is such bullshit and you know it

Liam Hemsworth.

Jimmy had five gold records as a solo artist after he left The Wonders, so that's pretty impressive too!

I genuinely hope that is that woman’s only job duty. No other thing, just carrying Ariana around.

Ugh that sucks :(

Holidays are so stressful in retail. All the sympathies here!

It’s like that scandal where homeopathic remedies were found to have active ingredients in them, and the whole organic community was mad that they were buying functioning products instead of useless crap.

glad I could come forth with this. i feel relieved thank you all.

Oh I fucking love him as well but this was a Chris Trinity of superheroes. But Chris Pine singing agony in Into The Woods gives me life.

“Enough is Enough” is exactly how I feel about the entire Kardashian industry.

Except...she doesn’t show her flaws, nor does she accept herself the way she is, and neither does her husband.

Can we set up a GoFundMe campaign for Kim and get her lifetime delivery of Poland Springs ? She is clearly so thirsty for attention. I think she might be in danger!

yesterday the pussy posse, today the wolf pack, tomorrow wild hogs 2.

Heyyy that’s what I learned in my public Texas schools as well, neighbor.