I read the first half of your comment and suddenly realized...

“How about a nice cup of Liber-TEA!”

Go to bed, Little Timmy, no one cares. 

you lucky bastard

I was lucky and managed to grab a shiny Jormuntide Ignis; and breed a four way gold stat with Lucky, Ferocious, Player Vanguard, and the +defense perk I’m forgetting the name of atm.

.........he is flat out broken as heck. 

It’s taken so long because we pretty effectively genocided them. 

Yeah, but that’s, like, “context”, and it’s entirely unnecessary around here.

1. You can buy a gun at any level you want to if you go North East to the desert city. It’s very expensive. But there are several ways to automate free cash (like farms and low level cooking you can set up around level 6 or so).

I guess “Christopher Eccelston believes intimacy coordinators benefit everyone involved” doesn’t make for a spicy enough headline

Samuel L Jackson and Keira Knightley were in Graham Norton and were hilarious.

You’re still never gonna kiss any girls, son.

29 was like 82 in country music years at that point in time.

Oh damn you’re back! Still pretending to be a guy who doesn’t even post here anymore lmao. You didn’t use “so brave” or one of your other 2012-era catchphrases so it was hard to tell.

I’m from the north and I’ve always taken that phrase to mean something like, “Good luck with that, asshole.” I don’t know why y’all don’t just come out and say that. That’s what we do, and it really makes things clear.

“love interest to Jodie Foster’s Detective Liz Danvers in True Detective Night Country”

I figure Dolly is a “steer into the skid” kind of person who would likely shrug off the story and say something nice about King about people making mistakes and being forgiven. Basically kill the story with kindness before it grows into something ugly.

“The Drunk Daughter of Rob Schneider Ruined Dolly Parton’s Birthday Party” is probably an inaccurate description of how little Dolly would care but is still the funniest headline I’ve seen about this so far.

This is really, really funny.

For a nanosecond there, I thought you meant the guy who drew Dilbert and went off the rails.

That’s what you get for paying attention to the opinions of randos. Including me.