LOL, you did make that distinction, and I’m glad you find it as interesting as I do! It actually kind of depends on the manufacturer and the timeline as to who’s going to survive - modern “stewbums” might actually live, depending on 1) how much they drank in one go and 2) what other booze they had on board. This is…

There was considerably less kale in these stories than the headline would have me believe.

You don’t like the story...so you want more of it?

Funny how you say that when I go back and just repeat your words.

“If you don’t want to eat meat, why the HELL would you want to eat something that’s trying in all ways to appear to be meat?!?!?!”

If you don’t know what human tastes like you’re doing sex wrong.

You must be fun at restaurants. There are many popular variations of many named dishes. What goes in your reuben sandwich? And considering that adding anchovy paste is only altering an ingredient ratio - not changing the overall list of ingredients, that’s even more pedantic.

I don’t eat meat for various reasons, but the way meat animals are raised and slaughtered is a big factor. I still consume dairy and eggs and I’d hardly go around criticizing people, but I do sometimes feel that avoiding meat for ethical reasons but consuming products created through the same system is ideologically…

Yup. It sometimes makes for very silly labels (I have always been amused by my mother’s preferred brand of shredded wheat cereal, which is literally called something like “Nothing But Wheat,” has “100% wheat!” and “Wheat is our only ingredient!” in big letters on the box, and nonetheless has to have “CONTAINS WHEAT”…

It’s not even a CYA really. In the US you have to list in bold separately from the ingredient list (although usually it’s just under the list) any of the top 8 allergens that are in your product. For something like that it’s stupid but you would not believe how many different names milk and its derivatives can be…

Math skills come in flavors. I’ve had all kinds of moderately advanced math, and can’t do arithmetic in my head for shit. If I can’t make a picture, I’m pretty much sol. You got the better deal. Still, even i know that 12.10 + 3.90 is 16.

The real question: Is Gestapo soup...kosher?

It’s three stupids for the price of one!

Note: I do not want poop/vomit stories. Please stop sending me poop/vomit stories.