I never heard of you before today, but you seem like a mostly awful human being.

Right. "Stay woke" means "stay aware", but it sounds "black", and therefore "cool". Nobody would dream of writing a clickbait Jezebel article with a boring old correct-grammar phrase like "stay aware". That shit's for people who actually care about delivering a message.

wow, really? An article about how the porn is just getting worse and worse nowadays because it's a slippery slope that leads the lost ever further into oblivion. Like a gateway drug, once you start looking at the naked boobies, soon you'll need to see a prolapsed anus to get off. I think I heard this as a Baptist…

DONT YOU EVER TALK ABOUT THE PLIGHT OF THE CONQUERING NEGRO LIKE THAT!