It walks like a man who crapped his pants.

Haha is funny when you explain joke!

I know who I'd want to narrate Planet Earth.

I just hope infantry movement has been made feel less like you're piloting a mech. Simply moving through a house is a tedious exercise as you bump off walls and try to thread your unwieldy gun through doorframes.

All in the game, yo.

"It looks like you're on fire. Would you like help?"

Maybe its just the player, but the controls look incredibly cumbersome. Less like a ballet of gunplay, and more like line-dancing.

What, no mention of Fortress 2? For shame.

He shot indiscriminately through the windows...

Its a bit too small to be impressive.

Kane and Lynch

Only Americans call it Patty's Day. In Ireland it's either St Patrick's Day or Paddy's Day.

All these posts scare me. Is it really so normal in the US to carry around a knife?

I bought a box of imported Lucky Charms once. Cost like 11 euro. It was the most disgusting cereal I've ever eaten. The first couple of mouthfuls were alright, but the sweetness is overpowering.

"Raw Sewage"

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My old Inspiron played CS:S fine, but really struggled with updated Source engine games like HL2:Episode 2, I wouldn't gamble on yours being able to run the new CS.

I find that offensive.

We've been promised adventure content such as NPCs and townships almost since the beginning of survival mode.

Best theme park ride ever!