Cops: now literally using terrorist tactics.

In the spirit of Holy Week:

I love how quickly Hogg fired back and hit the goosestepping bitch right where it hurts the most—the Goebbels Channel’s pocketbook. But even better, how quickly he got results from the advertisers—just too cool.

Jesus Goathumping Christ, is Stelter really already going for the “on both sides” bullshit? Has he swallowed THAT much rightwing semen that he’s already leaping to equate traumatized highschool students with NRA and Ingraham and Jones and other frothing gunsuckers? I’ll retire to bedlam.

We’re all Schroedinger’s liberal: simultaneously a precious snowflake and a violent antifa thug.

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.

Round ‘em all up.

“Trump called Putin today to congratulate the autocrat on his electoral “win.”

Loudly proclaim to anyone within earshot you’ve done nothing wrong during an FBI investigation, then show complete dysfunction as the facade of confidence fades and you crack under the pressure? Never seen that before.

The fact that these russia loving, humanity hating, classless, cultureless, chinless, dickless, spineless, Garland Merrick blocking, scheming, semi-sentient, greedy blobs of shit with horrible HORRIBLE fitting skin suits have the gall to call anyone else in the entirety of Democracy obstructionist fills me with so…

I can’t describe the ongoing contempt I have for the idiots that voted this shitshow rodeo clown into office.

Oh yes, the fact a centrist won is SO DEVASTATING in a race that had how many hard-left candidates?

not useless because he now has a chance to move to the new district as an incumbent, which has all of its own built in advantages. Its pretty useless for you and others to come here and tell us how useless it is but your comment explains exactly why this is such good news: the gop won this district by 22 points in…

This is actually a pretty good column for today’s “major newspaper opinion writer” landscape, in that it paints an obvious conclusion that does nothing to advance the discourse around a particular issue, and does so in a way that’s JUST trollish enough to provoke some outrage, but appears JUST reasonable enough to…

It also appears she thinks we should consider replacing steering wheel mounted airbags with a pointy metal spike. You know, to incentivize people to drive safely.

Obama: ordered the wrong kind of mustard that one time, amoral abomination.

Do something good for the kids

Well he did say the following quotes today, so I wouldn’t call it a complete waste of time: