it seemed less he was anti gun and more paranoid rednecks went into a panic that a democrat, particularly a black one, was going to take their guns so they ran like obedient little doggies and bought and bought. fear motivates the stupid, and it certainly did then. The joke is, that outside of a few big social issues,…

“Such an anti-gun prick” who never actually did anything to make guns harder to get?

The only fun fact I want to read about Cheeto is the date of his death. Preferably sometime between March 1st, 2018 and March 5th, 2018. (Ideally November 1st, 2016, in a crash (place, or car) that eliminated the him and Pence... Then this nightmare would be just that, a nightmare and we wake up and reality is back to…

“According to a Nov. 14 New York Times story, under the credulous headline “How Trump Helped Liberate UCLA ‘Knuckleheads’ From China,” the president intervened on the players’ behalf a few days later, while he was meeting with Chinese president Xi Jinping.”

The New York Times has consistently been a printed version of…

S/O to UCLA for keeping that under a lid for months and months, allowing the leader of the free world to publicly shit on one of its athletes. Lavar Ball removing his son from the school makes a ton of sense now in retrospect, all that Lithuania nonsense notwithstanding.

that’s the most exciting tank action since the battle of Kursk

Joakim Noah.

Every president, of every anything, ever. The president of Alice Cooper’s fan club from 1979? In a heartbeat.

“I lack the ability for critical self-reflection and therefore should not be held responsible for my actions”.

I don’t even know who I can expose my penis to anymore.

There must be some sort of mistake. No pilot ever tests positive on NBC.

Sergeeva’s sled finished 12th

He died doing what he loved: eating shit publicly.

Surely, these sexually assault/harassment allegations will disqualify Cubes from any 2020 run.

Be fair. Curt believes simply in smaller government. His fraud made Rhode Island’s budget smaller after all.

I salute her intentions

Fuck this posturing, irritating, fake-ass bitch. I love that she spent all Wednesday with a fucking ash cross on her forehead to pander to her viewers. Maybe think about what Jesus would say about the wealth inequality in this country, you hateful cunt.

“Gimme a T!”

Whiteface Mountain is reported to be getting back a first and two second round draft picks.