“For some reason the issue of food has emerged as a paramount issue to the members of the Donner Party.” - Mike Pence, Truckee, CA, January 1847

“For some reason, the issue of potatoes has become a paramount issue for the peasants.” -O’Pennessey, circa 1845.

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

If you think Tiger wobbling aimlessly out into an area he shouldn’t be in, only to have a white guy in a tight uniform try to guide him back to a safe place is something new, you haven’t watched him try to golf for the last 3 1/2 years.

He blew a .00 or, as John Daly calls it, .3 under par.

I’m sure Donald was really concerned about Sasha and Malia’s emotional well being when he was peddling his birther bullshit for eight years.

11 guys robbing VEGAS isn’t that unheard of.

It’s almost like Bennett thought the actual apology was more important than the public appearance of an apology. That sure sounds more mature than this doofus.

Great advice for all situations.

Three things: First, I’m glad he lived long enough to be kicked out of Fox, but not long enough to enjoy his severance package. Second, if the outside hatred is what killed him, then hooray for us. Third,

Did I say they were remotely comparable? Reread my comment. The point (which you appear to have completely missed) was that if you would have celebrated Hitler’s death, the idea that it is wrong to celebrate any death is not true for you. It’s just a matter of how bad the person has to be. I happen to think Ailes was…

It does fill me with an extra special sort of rage towards people who get on black peoples’ case for “being unprofessional looking” when they have an immaculately braided/dreaded up-do’s, then talk about how Trumpf is a “great business man” even though he looks like a costume of himself designed for an especially…

Dear Kellyanne,

I am getting way too much glee in this. But, hey, if we’re going to be fucked over, the schadenfreude is the least of what I deserve as an American who voted for the popular vote winner and got as many people as I could in my circle to vote.

What’s the fucking point in reading the whole article when you can get really angry the few things you saw while skimming?

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

Just a reminder: The Electoral College is not a person (not even one!). Second reminder: More than half of Americans did not vote Trump into office. Final reminder: Bad habits of people you associate with can rub off on you. Check the lying and revisionist history. Not a good look for your boy or you. Cheers!

“more than half of us”

15,000 word write up coming tomorrow (complete with 3000 pop culture references) titled “why the Celtics actually won the game”.