He can’t bear, even for a second, the idea that he isn’t 100% “the man in charge.” Even in a case where any logical person would try to distance themselves from this mess 45 is like “No, fuck you. I’m the one who made the call. I decided to fire him with no good reason.”

The NBA should’ve cancelled the traditional playoff format and had the Cavs and Warrios play a best of 31.

Well, of COURSE. No one thought the FBI would swoop in and save the day. Comey is no hero to anyone.

Note from grays: @Juben

He does have one thing to be proud of, though. He’s still more black than Rachel Dolezal.

As the reporter rightly was getting at with his questioning, the “I’m only accountable to the people in my district” defense rings a bit hollow when Blum’s largest donors are from outside of his district. If he can be bought by parties outside his district, then he can answer questions asked by Iowans outside his…

It’s 3, 4 and 5. Anyone who thinks Rod Blum is going to have any trouble sleeping based on yesterday’s town hall meeting is fooling themselves. He knows full well that the vast, overwhelming majority of people at that auditorium are going to pull the lever for him in the next election, because apparently the only…

Why should he need insurance? He hasn’t been a threat to anyone driving in 5 years.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuck iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, Nazi fucks.

I used to work there, and furthermore bills generally don’t mean much by themselves. They tend to say things like “in subsection 4(A), change effective January 1, 2020 to effective January 1, 2020 subject to approval by the Board as established in subsection 19(C).”

Q. What is black and white and read all over.

It’s better than throwing arms into opponents and flopping like a dead fish to draw a foul, amirite?

I would argue that him being a bad guy does indeed make this less sad.

I think if I became President, the first thing I would do is round up the House and Senate Republicans and execute them for treason. Because that’s what they are guilty of. I always suspected they were, but this is just the flat-out definition.

“What has he really done to draw so much ire besides be outwardly Christian?”

Of course Thomas doubts this story.

Republican voters don’t love these fascist thugs no matter what, they love them precisely because they act like fascist thugs, which they equate with strength and manliness.

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

LET HE OR SHE WHO HAS NOT ACCIDENTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT MEMBERSHIP IN A NEO NAZI ORGANIZATION CAST THE FIRST STONE

Where does this madness end? It’s frankly ridiculous to insert asparagus into the story of a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is…