Actually they can’t since they’re a public university.

The Celtics are the kid who tries super hard to get good grades but can’t handle the SATs.

As a member of society, I speak on our behalf.

Oh give me a fucking break. Society failed him by making him an idolized millionaire? Get a fucking grip.

I can’t wait to see the tattoo he gets for this one.

Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can

Man does good thing. Blog that agrees with his conclusions mocks him anyways.

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

Can someone explain to me why this is illegal? Why is it the government’s job to prosecute people who violate the NCAA’s policies. This would be like the state troopers showing up for an HR transgression.

Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation.

Counterpoint:

Eli’s just upset these messages were intercepted, but really he shouldn’t be surprised.

It’s almost like maybe we don’t want an agent of chaos looking for a “gunfight” hanging around the guy who has the power to start a world-ending war. It’s almost like even entertaining the idea offends safety, morality, and intelligence.

Saint Nicholas was Greek. Try it again, less ignorant this time.

Fuck that. She claims to agree with everything her husband stands for. She came here and worked illegally, but wants to deport others who do the same. She doesn’t have a problem with her husband sexually harassing and assaulting women and wants women to shut up about their treatment at the hands of men like him. She…

I still believe it, they just didn’t have the receipts.

The lawyers were told to leave the settlement check on the nightstand.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

Oh, c’mon, you can’t tell what’s going on here? It’s SO OBVIOUS. It’s clearly a conspiracy! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

its easy to turn on the tv and put all the blame on the guy who seems to be in charge, but i have to believe he’s actually just a figurehead, and the russian billionaire behind the scenes is calling all the shots.