If you can think of another way to learn why it’s actually the Democrats who are at fault for Trump’s nuking Damascus and rescinding child labor laws, I’d like to hear about it.

Let’s not get too excited until we find out tomorrow if a fan calls in a penalty

If only all UCLA’s players could overcome their parents.

It’s “fewer.”

When questioned about the incident the man said, “If only I had a gun in the other hand, I could have stopped myself.”

The top talent in the NFL still doesn’t know when a catch is a catch.

Me: Donald Trump is a giant piece of shit who would make the world an infinitely better place by dying. When it comes to cocksucking, knobgobbling, turdburgling, and pudwapping, he is the epitome of all of them. No one before him has so embodied all of it in one complete shit-eating package.

He was unfamiliar with the layout of the house because the owner had put on an addition unlike any other.

You created an account just for this weak ass take? Talk about bush league.

Man, that broadcast crew was working HARD to keep that spat off TV.

You’ll have a very short wait.

I go at her the same way that I would go at Peter Alexander or Jonathan Karl or Glenn Thrush from the New York Times.

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

Saric is 22 and playing replacement level-basketball. His realistic ceiling is “decent starter.” Embiid could very easily become the next Oden (turns out foot and leg problems can sink the careers of big men! Who knew!). Even if all their draft picks turn out great, there’s no reason to suspect Philly will be a…

I am fairly confident that he is better at making basketball judgments than anyone currently involved in the Kings organization.

“With the exception of some injuries Embiid has the potential to rock the league.”

The good news is that it is not too late to fix our mistake.

If I were to die in a tornado I would want my last 10 seconds to be watching 2 teams I don’t care about too.

To all the moronic fuckers who either actively wanted/turned a blind eye to this racist, sexist, xenophobic, and downright vile piece of shit because “he was a strong leader”. Look at your strongman President now, running like the fucking coward he is, unable to get his own Party to vote against the ACA which they…