- liam hemsworth
- alexis bledel
- mischa barton
- blake lively
- amber heard
- robert pattinson
- seth rogen (he just plays himself all the time, in various amusing situations, PROVE ME WRONG)
- will ferrell (he invented ron burgundy and has been doing that in every movie since)

January Jones dodged a huge bullet here.  

two white men of “bodybuilder type build, one with a spiderweb tattoo on his neck and the other with a snake tattoo on his arms.”

Here is the thing, kids do shitty things.

First of all: can Louis C.K. be swallowed by a sink hole please.

Vomiting but when you’ve vomited up all that’s left so your in heaving pain and all that’s coming up is some bile and mucus and you wanna die. And you know your body will just do it again in twenty minutes.

This guy is so universally repulsive, I feel like ‘Shkreli’ should become the term for some uncomfortable experience or gross bodily byproduct, much like ‘Santorum’. But what has the right combination of industrial-strength annoying and full-bodied cringe to be labelled a Shkreli?

Canoodling? Who says that? Is this “source” a 1920's cigarette girl?

I’m indifferent about the show (I watched most of it in a weekend when I was sick last year, and thought it was fine, but haven’t felt like watching the rest). But I want Lena Dunham to succeed.

Me too.

I started watching Girls last summer so I could finally see what all the hype/hate was about.

And Michael, too. My college boyfriend reprimanded me for putting pantyliner wrappers in the garbage in his bathroom because his roommate would tease him for it. I was so humiliated. I didn’t occur to me then to be pissed at him and his stupid roommate. I feel sad for my younger self, and I’ll never stop being pissed…

This is so good. And mirrors so much of what I feel. Hopeless and angry and just so fucking full of rage at the class of men that I don’t know what to do with myself.

Where I live, the web of lesbians consists of...me. :/ Quite a drought in my neck of the woods! At least it would make for an easy art project, should I ever decide to map it out.

Je Ne Sais Quoi aka stoned.

Cara and Annie Clark (St. Vincent) are over and NOW Annie has been seen with Kristen Stewart! dun dun dunnnn

Bobby, we have to measure the Universe somehow. Humans, most of them fucking morons trapped in a bag of their own projected shit and fascination with instantly blinking lights, still require the need for self sustainement, like flying cockroaches, who live for about 8 days and just fuck like crazy in the time they…

I’m really behind in my celesbian hot goss apparently. Wasn’t Carrie dating Taylor Schilling?

I just wish some actress would finally be like “No, I knew I could do it and do it well. I am in top form, young and stunningly beautiful, and I work hard on my body every day and even got a bit of plastic work done to get to my peak. I went to theater school for 3 years and this was my second big budget movie that…

Personally, I feel like a feminist defense of prostitution is just naive. If we took sex away from all the contextual data, all the associations we have with it in the West, maybe prostitution wouldn't be harmful to women and to the poor. But we can't take those things away. We can't erase the thousands of years of…