Sir, I'll have you know, they not half-idiots. They are very full idiots! Dare I say complete morons.

To be fair, sometimes it’s just gibberish, and in those cases I’m not sure if you can call it lying or not.

It’s funny - W. was a shoe in for “worst modern president” - but that was when the Republican party was just batshit but still technically a political party. But now that the GOP fully devolved into a hateful, drooling, lunatic death cult and praise Trump above anything and everything else and don’t even pay…

I feel the same about Dick Cheney. How is a guy with a piece of chewed gristle for a heart still alive at 80?

I had heard that the production studios/offices/etc. for Fox News have had their own company-specific vaccine card (with scannable chip) required for everyone entering office space/filming sets/etc since May or June. I can’t prove it, but I can 100% imagine Tucker and Laura et al. requiring their minions who produce…

oh he’s dead, its just that hell rejected him so he’s got to carry on walking around like a mummified toad

Mitch really is an affront to turtles, who are just delightful creatures.

Every time someone mentions Kissinger, I google him and am shocked all over again that he’s still alive. I apparently lose that detail the second after I google it.

Despite the fact that these unvaccinated individuals would not even have the opportunity to spread the virus if the government wasn’t so insistent on opening schools up for in-person instruction

I really want things to be better, but based on the last 20 years, no way. If you really think anyone more liberal than breyer is getting past the Senate, you haven’t been watching. Manchin and simena will make everyone eat shit, the Republicans will prove there are no rules, and no one better will get confirmed. I…

Only silver lining in Breyer’s refusal to retire is that it puts us a bit closer to the point where Democrats finally say, “Fuck it” and expand the Supreme Court. Other than that, it’s a disaster.

Black people being turned away from vaccine drives because white people put on bronzer, braid wigs and backwards baseball caps to jump ahead in line to get vaxxed in black neighborhoods

Whodathought so much of the population of the country were whining babies afraid of needles?

If someone can’t, and won’t, understand the obvious difference between the government and culture of the time of Tuskeegee and how it exists today, then they are just plain idiots.

Government ain’t great today either, but compared to back then, it’s a goddamn utopia. 

or receive regular covid-19 testing

Does this plan also include some sort of provision for documentation? That is, some kind of portable PROOF that a person has been vaccinated? Those little white CDC cards are cute and all, but I want something with anti-counterfeiting measures to ensure legitimacy. Call it a “vaccine passport;” call it whatever you…

This is a bad faith reading and you know it. A Republican controlled government is not the same as a Democratically controlled one.

white people put on bronzer, braid wigs and backwards baseball caps to jump ahead in line to get vaxxed in black neighborhoods

And the author seems completely ignorant of the fact that most of these problems were exacerbated by state governors who were deliberately going against federal guidelines to force things to “get back to normal.”

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