It’s-a me! Pedo-philio!

Ironically, that is exactly the type of bullshit Dump deals in: the notion of instant, easy success with no hard work or failures. Such a thing is impossible, naturally, but why let that stop any of his followers from opening their wallets?

Trump had been a brand long before setting his eyes on politics and developed trumpism. It may not have been a good brand, but for reasons that I really cannot fathom, it was a successful ones. These guys don’t want to invest the time to build up a brand first. They want to start at the end.

That side-by-side photo of Matt & Marge reminds me of Easter Island.

What gets me is she’s apparently from some insane sick rich family and could do multiple levels better than this fuckstick. 

That’s one among the many problems of the Dump sycophants: they try to follow his playbook without realizing it only works for one man: Dump.

Okay, so this is just a thing that is weird about me, but I cannot ever find a man attractive if he has those slopey attached earlobes. Ever. I mean, there's a lot to dislike about Gaetz's appearance (bad avatar design being a genius way to describe it), but those earlobes just creep me the fuck out.

Rome's burning, Matt Gaetz. 

Oh yeah, that’s the “lucky woman.”

Wow, I didn’t even realize Matt Gaetz was engaged until I wondered who the woman in the top picture was. Imagine finding out your fiancé is a child sex trafficker at the same time as the rest of the world, and having to act like you’re totally cool with it because it totally didn’t even happen.

Fair and balanced.

You ever play an RPG where they give you full control over creating a custom avatar and you create something hideous and outrageous? That’s what he is... totally. All of his facial sliders have been pushed to max.

So far you have my vote.

And I know these are violent responses but goddamn it I’m sick of watching these fucking weasels get away with shit. 

A pack of wild dogs tearing the two of them apart?

A warrant for his arrest?

“Instead, he’s promoting an “America First” tour with Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene aimed at calling out RINOS....”

Yeach, they wouldn’t have had papers for the dogs, which lowers their value, and posting on Craigslist\Facebook Marketplace seems risky, and you’re not to likely to find somebody willing to pay $1000 removing fee. Purse and phone snatching just seem much more lucrative 

I love dogs to bits, but if you’re paying four, five, or even six figures for an inbred version instead of saving a pup from the local shelter, you’re nuts.

Well they'd have to pay women, underage or not, for sex. Because who'd willingly sleep with that conehead for nothing?!