Ah yes, the always trustworthy “sources”.

Being a royal today is more a punishment than anything else though... Sure, you get a staff taking care of all your shit (literally), but you’re nothing but a canary living in a gilded cage. No career, no self-satisfaction, no control over your own destiny, have to watch what you say all the time and also watched by…

Charles is really looking ancient these days.

This is pretty much it. The current generations of “young” royals just had the misfortune of being born after the deference to the institution disappeared in the media and the invention of social media. The foibles of royals who are Millenial and younger are more well documented and stuck in the consciousness of their…

Who isn’t these days?

If Anne Heche herself hadn’t said that’s her with Ellen, I’d swear it’s Meg Ryan.

I can’t tell the royals apart but, god damn it, William, shave your fucking head already. That’s a sad, pathetic look and the only way to pull up is to go full cueball.

And Dance played Lord Mountbatten in “The Crown” so he’s basically been cos-playing royalty for a while now.

It’s too twee while also being too fucking old.

As someone with a dad who is also “important” (not a royal, obvs) and did not build much of a father/son relationship at any point, I don’t expect Harry is particularly devastated that he and Charles aren’t speaking much. I would guess that their relationship has always been been closer to polite than intimate.

the ultimate power move would be for the queen to dissolve the monarchy before she dies.  it needs to end. its an ancient dog and pony show. 

Royalty is stupid, change my mind. 

Charles is right that Harry doesn’t “deserve” to be a royal, because NO ONE DOES.

I regret to inform you that he is British.

Well my blood sister who works for Kensington Palace once saw Will kiss a woman who wasn’t his wife. She says they don’t even live together and that they are cold towards staff. I’ve even heard that William is a bully with a temper. He made Kate cry one time too.

Anne caught some flack back in the day for frank speaking, & extramarital dalliances. Whether she & her first husband were separated before 1989, or had an open marriage well before that (Mark Phillips had a daughter with someone else in 1985), or however they arranged things, their divorce proceedings did not get…

Wow, that picture is not doing William any favors.

The irony.

I get it, Harry. My dad was a self-centered dick, too.

Newsflash, Charlie, no one “deserves” to be a royal. You’re just there because of the dumb luck of which vagina you fell out of.