Label the cocaine "debt" and it doubles as a Pulitzer-prize winning editorial cartoon.

Re: the makeup question.

lol he has no idea he's competing or anything he's legit just like WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I love this movie so much but haven't been able to watch it since I got my dog 4+ years ago, since he goes NUTS when dogs come on the TV. Sigh.

MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM

HE'S SO HAPPY AND PROUD OF HIMSELF! If you have a border collie and don't give them work to do, you are literally denying them the thing that makes them happiest in the world.

I'm wondering if I should start training my puppy. She runs like the wind and jumps higher than a rabbit. Maybe she has a future in dog shows?

It's always fun to watch a pro who so clearly loves his job.

THOSE EARS LOOK SO SOFT.

Same place the PDX originally got the idea from: Northern California. ZING!

This, This, This. I also [regretfully] know an awful lot of PDX bros who are edging into wine snobbery.

Portland bros also never leave the house without at least one Oregon Ducks related item of clothing.

15 year old me is jealous. 32 year old me is glad that 15 year old me didn't get anything she wanted.

Jezebel Editor Lady-bro-

White v-neck? In Atlanta? Midtown Bro?

AKA 95% of my college town's male student populace.

Lest we forget, behind every bro is a woman who loves him.

Ha, Kenny Chesney is probably gay.