If you actualize a business solutions company that comes up with bold, innovative, iterative, jargony words, you could upset and revolutionize the marketing industry.

Nope, it’s a shot at uber rich douche canoes with zero sense of self awareness.

I believe it was Sarah Hagi who said, “Lord, grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man.”

The world is far too crowded with people who vastly overestimate their own importance.

You are just figuring this out now. The American Outlaws are pretty much LAX Bros with zero chill.

Unrelated but tonight I learned the USMNT fanbase in NYC is surprisingly bro-heavy. Idk why but I figured it’d be more genuinely interested dorks. I now hope we keep getting the shit kicked out of us.

Jabroni is #10

This helped me root against them last night.

I know I’ve posted it before, but....

At least Curry had a good Father’s Day, he got to spend it playing basketball with his daddy.

Any hardcore fan has accused the NBA of fixing games. NBA officiating is horseshit at best.

Let me give you a bit of advice. You will enjoy sports a whole lot more, and be a happier person in general, if you stop giving a shit about officiating. I mean this sincerely. Just let it go. There will never be fairness, nor perfection, life will never work that way. So stop caring, free yourself. You’ll enjoy…

She was nice until she started cooking hot takes in tin foil hats.

So basically she's become an NBA fan.

I think for most Warrior fans, we could see this coming during the season. There were some moments where she’d be interviewed and she just came off as a nutjob. I love Steph, GSW, etc., but she’s a little much. This is embarrassing.

And yet, neither is the biggest asshole in a series that Matthew Dellavedova plays in.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

Could be worse, you could not be a sports fan but still be forced to pay for a stadium you’ll never use.

My cousin Brian got that game and brought it over when he spent a weekend with my family in the summer of '89 (I later found out this was because his mom, my mom's sister, found out that her husband had been fucking his assistant at work. But I digress. Brian came over! And his games were awesome!)

Ever play bionic commando? Dd I beat it as a kid? Yes, after like a solid 5 years of me and my brothers combined efforts, but fuck was it worth it.