So, a well-known pedophile brags that he’s never been accused of sexually assaulting a grown woman. I don’t see that as something to brag about.

It was fun laughing about this until it struck me that there are literally tens of millions of people for whom this is some real, no-bullshit, truth bomb cinema, then I just got sad. 

This person who found enough acceptance to wear makeup in a pic wanted to make a particular set of minorities feel unsafe and uncomfortable.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

Are there a lot of people who consider thin skin to be an admirable trait?

A father says the nicest, least narcissitic, least sexist things, about his daughter in public and somehow that’s...weird? And taking credit for her doing well?

He lives with his mom, or his mom lives with him (semantics), because they both agree it’s what is needed for his mental health, and that  isn’t kind to be snarky about.

an actress who plays a Manson Family member in the forthcoming Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Dunking on Russians is as American as apple pie

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

No problem!

I’d find it difficult to reconcile with my spouse if they were photographed repeatedly fucking around with someone else, too. It’s totally normal to feel sad post-breakup, that doesn’t mean you need to get back together. 

I mean Kelly had some pretty shitty qualities like extreme vanity and snobbery that followed her throughout the entire series. I would never have called her nice. 

Team Shannen (or Brenda, I guess) all day, every time. I’m rewatching the original and it just solidifies that I was right all along - Kelly was unbearable.

Ah fuck off.

Please stay away from all dogs and other animals.  

Yeah, this may be the most believable thing I have ever heard. 

Ivanka could not believe her father was not only idolizing an airhead heiress caught blowing a guy on a night-vision video but encouraging her to follow Paris’s lead.

Atlas is more of a personality test than a novel.

There are few things I know, but one of them is this: Waterworld started with Kevin Costner peeing into a cup.