I’m waiting for Trump to turn his sights on the state of New Mexico. What will he rename it?

I’m shocked he didn’t rename it “Golf of America”

Whatever you do, don’t google “Gulf of Mexico” then use the three dots next to the search results to report them as inaccurate.

Mexico should go ahead and rename it Golfo del Gringo Loco :-)

I notice there have been a lot more school shootings in the Gulf since the name change.

Cowards

Are you saying that if it does hit, it’ll only kill brown people? Well I guess America and NASA ain’t gonna be doing shit to stop this one :(

I, for one, welcome our asteroid overlords!

You unlocked some sort of life achievement by getting a police-approved high speed run.

Part of me wonders if this is a Golgafrincham type scenario cooked up by NASA staffers to save us. We get all the “important” people like Trump, his offspring, followers, Musk, other billionaires, etc. loaded onto and Ark Ship and then we just stay here.

No one actually thinks Bruce Willis will be called up to duty. Mostly because he’s a movie sta.... oh wait, Trump will DEFINITELY try calling him up to duty.

“in case you didn’t have enough things to worry about.”

Sadly, this one doesn’t look like it has the potential to end our miserable civilization.

How much would it cost to get the asteroid here early?  I’d chip in.

Most of these new cars have plenty of software issues anyway, so what changes? It would be better if the connection was via bluetooth and the cable was just for power. Would leave open the option for wireless power. Pull out the phone, slap it on the dock, and off you go. I would love that. So long as I could dock the…

Look on the bright side. At least now you don’t have to purchase a separate windshield mount so you can watch movies and scroll Tik Tok while you drive!

How else are you going to see the newly discovered Gulf of America?

“will introduce potential security risks to our customers”

There will be no more elections.