But where does one attach the tiny replica Musk nuts? Oh my bad they never leave the driver’s mouth.

The cyber truck? That hideous 1/4 functional, cheaply and hastily built well overpriced POS that cant go through a car wash? Where most razor sharp edges of the misaligned panels (that havent yet fallen off) can and do slice you to the bone? The bait and switch 3K camper add-on thats lower quality than a dollar store…

Humans like this are an utter embarrassment. Now where did I put my Thanos glove?

Good God. Everything listed here is exactly why America is the irrefutable poster-child for ‘Obesity’. 

Making me fat just reading this. 

Steam did remove the option to buy.

Given their previous horrible track record and the fact this entire project was nothing more than pasted UE asset flips, unpaid employees, constant scandals and gaslighting, disingenuous “gameplay” vids, removing said clips just before launch etc etc.

Why would people buy this? Simple, Steams 2 hour refund policy. These people are experiencing it for themselves and making an informed decision.  

Can anyone honestly claim they’re surprised? How anyone saw a game through the massive forest of red flags is beyond me. Zero sympathy for any rube who wasted their money on this inevitable disaster. A fool and their money are soon parted. Next time wait, in fact wait on every release and if you just cant seem to…

How about a refund and buy something that isnt a POS?

People still watch this? SNL is written by coked up college kids who snicker amongst themselves over how clever they think their writing is but their blase skits only draw straight faces.

Pays to wait, every, single, time. 

Love this principal skinner moment...

Whoa! Magic! Musk is a genius!

He’ll make millions off himself! Always knew he was a genius!

100% A bit of orange zest and Cointreau!

Its earned its position. 

Douches gonna douche

At this point I dont know how anyone can drive a Tesla and not be embarrassed.

I wonder if Shep can pick a pronoun in this one. ..../s