I was once a boy in middle school. A girl that I liked could have been wearing a NASA spacesuit made out of my grandma’s couch cushions and I would have sported wood.

Sadly the most conservative part of Canada is in Alberta. They are the only province Im aware of that has two viable conservative parties in provincial politics.

I knew a guy who had a thing for glasses and eyebrows. It has its own porn category so it can’t be that rare.

This is the same fucking dress code we had in the bible belt of Texas 16 years ago. Stupid then, stupid now. Kids in their formative years will always find a way to get around it.

Well, then, welcome, new Canadian overlord! I think we can be pals over some Time Horton’s.

Here’s hoping.

It’s not spineless that would make him say no. It’s the $600 Billion in trade that crosses the Canada/US border each year. We may hate him and want him to stay home, however we need the Orange Asshole to stay friendly with us. Right now he seems to have forgotten about softwood lumber and dairy. If he does remember…

Eh, Justin from Canada has got his number.

I, for one, welcome our new Canadian overlords.

We All Wake Up Tomorrow and Realize We Have Had a Very Collective Bad Dream From Which We Learn Important Lessons AND it’s November 8, 2017 Again.

Finally! I can dust off that mole joke I’ve been sitting on since 3rd grade!

I see. Still. Sounds good! What skillset do you offer our new underlords?

I like this world building.

No, stay! Here, let’s do a play on your screen name. Say nuclear fallout from a NK bomb that goes wildly off course (still plausible here, uh-oh) hits some moose out on the tundra and makes them Super Sentient and Judgey Moose. Naturally they wage war against us, with very few human holdouts remaining. Like, swamps?…

Well played, fellow slave to the mole people.

True, true. Plus they’re likely in the dark all the time, so I probably won’t need my glasses or contacts and my weird skill at recognizing people’s voices would finally be useful. Good one!

I don’t know, I mean, I’m generally a pretty curious cat. I wouldn’t mind being a slave to the mole people for a few years just to learn what they’re all about. If it sucks, there’s always suicide.

I vote for Mole People.

Guess Who? or The Who?