Hey dude, this is not the time to make Hip jokes. Especially not considering we’re also responsible for Nickelback.

You’ll change your tune when Kaiser Wilhelm and Ho Chi Minh sneak through Belgium to get to you

Not much love for the metric system in this country, even though someone seems to bring up it every couple of decades. In the mid-seventies, we were all subjected to intensive metric instruction for a couple of years because mass conversion was imminent, only to go back to the English system soon after that. The…

I honestly think so too— I mean, even if the Intertubes don’t blow out, the masses can’t handle THAT much of an information dump all in one day! Their little brains can take one or two drops of novelty at a time. They’d blank out, and forget it all by the next day, and then there’d be nothing left to counteract the…

I hope they titrate the stories out, one per day, until Election Day, so he never has a chance to recover....

It might have been at one point and is likely still being discussed but...

They are up to six already.

What’s everyone’s best guess on how long it will take him to tweet incredibly nasty victim shaming things?

Hey sorry to top you, Megan but how about this for bullshit: 1992. Trumpenfarter meeting a group of TEN year old girls and then saying that he would be dating one of them in 10 years.

“Dragons first.”

“Dragons first” omg hahahahaha I want to date that guy.

I despair. If I hear one more person proudly proclaiming how wel-informed they are specifically because they didn’t go to college...

You make it sound like Detroit!

Full marks to the marketing genius who couldn’t spot the press value of “Last of the V8s” coverage!

They are awaited at Valhalla. The Australian V8 Falcon will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

“She was old and deaf and fascist” I really don’t have anything to add that’s not already public knowledge. One time she asked me what I was reading and I said “Crime and Punishment”, to which she responded “Oh, you are so clever! Afrikaans is such a difficult language!” Also she used the word “Negroidians” when…

Hillary Clinton dodged the draft? We were so progressive 50 years ago...a gender neutral draft. 

Great, now I’ve got an earworm... The Beatles had a really good version of “A Taste of Honey” in their first album back in 1963.

She sounds sane compare to the rest of the family

I hope everything is said and done before he breaks out “quit hitting yourself”.