please sir, i’d like no more.

I never asked for this. Pretty sure no one did. Take it back.

It’s true. When HD 164595 sends its little green people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending little green men that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems to us. They’re bringing alien drugs. They’re bringing alien crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good bug-eyed people.

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

We’ve always been at war with Eastasia.

I have previously quoted that very character

Very true. But I feel like Amber left a hat on the bed?

Bob Hughes, drug obsessed and often sexually disinterested, while also occasionally sarcastic and bossy, was never violent toward Diane, you must admit. (Drugstore Cowboy is one of my top 10.)

Maybe he’ll use up all of his fuel and begin to expand to engulf most of the world’s population in a super hot, inhospitable dome of orange rage and spit flecks before going full supernova and inevitably sucking up all of our solar system, condensing and compressing until we’re all forced to live happily with each…

Don’t sweat it Donald, they sent me a letter asking that I please stop having mind blowing sex with every single cheerleader and also I have gold medals in freedom and cheeseburger. Also I wrote every song on Revolver and was the star of Casablanca.

He isn’t lying. A liar knows the truth and has respect for it. He is completely indifferent to the truth. True or false, it doesn’t matter as long as it supports his narrative. I’m to lazy to go look for it, but search for “on bullshit” and you’ll find a much more eloquent description than what I can paraphrase with a…

She’s from Napanee! which is nearby ish.

Look. This is really quite simple. The mannequins came to life, broke free from their displays, and are now roaming Ontario in search of human skin to stretch over their plastic bodies. Unrestrained panic is the logical response.

as someone who grew up nearby belleville, my reaction was “of course it’s in belleville”.

oh, fuck. I know all the words to that song. My day is ruined now.

He bragged about being humble for fuck’s sake. Who does that?

I am having the exact same moment of complete unsurety of all reality.

It is all too much. It says a lot about our world when I look at the news every day and am relieved to “just” see a shooting of 3 people and not a mass attack of truck killing 84. Or an office party attack killing 14. And so on.

He’s also “very serious” about finally making that Dick Tracy sequel we’ve all been waiting for.

You lost me at Beatty.