...the watchdogs who keep the governing body for world soccer from devolving into a naked criminal syndicate

As far as I’m concerned there’s only one man who can get away with a bowtie.

Is it just me or would Taco Riot make a great band name

Call it Frank. We need a planet named Frank.

I don’t know. We Canadians are pretty fucking shifty...

I hope they sent that Pop-Tart burning bastard to prison!

Really wondering about how that 3:18pm kitten rectum story shook out. It cruelly cut off after the cardboard cutout story.

Canadians are suspicious.

Oldster here. I remember when March Fong Eu subsequently ran for California Secretary of State in the mid-70's and as I recall her campaign slogan was “I Gave A Dime,” referring to her campaign to eliminate pay toilets. She won, and served around 20 years in that position, and one election carried every County in the…

This kind of stuff happens more often then you think. A friend of a friend told me when he was with the 82nd Airborne on a jump, he was day dreaming as he was floating down. He forgot to release he gear prior landing. So his entire pack and radio hit the ground full force. When they met back up, they asked him where…

You just know a cat wrote that part.

And does anyone even remember the gorgeous film “Anastasia” with Ingrid Bergman in the ‘50s?

The animated film had more, I think, to do with the play and film Anastasia, from the ‘50s. The movie starred Ingrid Bergman and Yul Brynner, with Helen Hayes as the Dowager Empress. It’s hokum of a very high order, but the performances are terrific, and the ending is one of the best from from Hollywood’s Golden Age.…

Are you developing a Quantum Rob Ford?

THAT CAT IS LOOKING INTO MY SOUL

I want to smack someone when they bust out the word “toxins”

Indecisive beach ball from hell Trump.

While we wait...