*Tries and to think of something nice to say about Comox*

i have committed to only refer to him thus until he and his fluorescent polyurethane hairpiece drop out of the race.

Yeah, somehow this never screamed ‘young and hip’:

Nope, I don’t believe it. Even when he was a new born Joe Clark was never the youngest in the room.

Sorry to be that person, but Joe Clark was our youngest Prime Minister and Justin Trudeau is our second youngest. Thanks for the article!

He knows a lot about romance-example!

WRONG. My dog is the hottest dog. Look how sexy my dog is. THIS IS A VERY HOT NUMBER.

You mean Apollonia, she replaced Vanity...

“Did the U.S. Marshal smell his breath for any unusual odor that might suggest poisoning? My gut tells me there is something fishy going on in Texas.”

P.I.s are referred to that way, right?

He was murdered?? How simply terrible! And at my own hunting preserve in which one can hunt the world’s most dangerous game, man?? Oh my...whoever could have done it? Excuse me, I must wash my hands. Actually...I’m sure no one murdered him! Had to be natural causes. God this spot is really on there, isn’t it? out out!…

This weekend, InfoWars.com founder Alex Jones posted an “emergency transmission” to his Facebook page, in which he questions Vanity’s recent death as possibly being the result of foul play.

“Yes...heart attack...that is good cover story.”

I believe Scalia was murdered by shape shifting reptilian aliens, in order to prevent him from revealing that not only were the moon landings faked, but the moon itself is a holographic illusion that camouflages a giant alien space station beaming deadly waves of homosexuality down to the Earth. Which, by the way, is…

Well...*my gut* tells me Alex Jones still be batsh!t crazy.

I know they say that history is a bit kinder to Presidents who were “unappreciated” in their own time, but...Jeb, considering how big a screw-up your brother is, it’s going to take a few centuries before he begins to approach mediocre. Your brother is the boat anchor that will sink your foundering ship of a campaign.

Holy shit you’re right. Now I can’t get the horrifying image of Ted Cruz singing “Singin’ in the rain” out of my head. Yeesh. That's unsettling.

This may be my favorite reply ever. I think I love you.

That picture always reminds me of the “Clockwork Orange” movie poster.

Seriously, did Ted Cruz give her lessons on how to make the most effective “I’m a douchebag!”-face possible?