Great for the pregame meals though. A little food would go a long way.

Well, all they really need to do is get together as a parliament, and they can change the labour laws.

Yet another dumb honkie here — worse yet, Canadian dumb honkie — and I agree with you. Politely, of course.

With luck, this will just overload it — make it short out and break down completely, in smoking ruins.

Still, not a man you’d want to cross.

Well, I mean to say. In just a very few words — in everything he’s said, really, not just this particular drive-by — buddy has given the world the opportunity to gaze in to the abyss of his psyche. It’s the kind of gaze a person wants to break off as quickly as possibly, less the abyss, proverbially, gaze back.

That’s always the first thing I think of when I hear anything about Mount Rushmore. What a great movie.

Certainly; I don’t mind if I do. But just a drink, if you don’t mind. Nothing personal atall, but like the man said, I’m kind of going with someone. Getting on for 20 years now, as it happens. (Yes, I know I’m dull and unadventurous).

That plus the hentai.

Well, if the alt-right is all about white nationalism, fascism, misogyny etc., and hentai (I assume, based on very limited knowledge because, again based on said very limited knowledge, ick) mostly about controlling and humiliating various Others (young, female, Asian), then maybe there’s a natural fit of sorts.

I’m even more modest than you. Believe me.

He did throw “black pro athlete” in there as if he had some experience. But more likely just fantasizes about said experience.

If there’s any thought behind it at all, it can only be something in the neighbourhood of “A Boy Named Sue” — “he’ll grow up tough and mean,” or similar. But most probably, it’s just ego or simple tone-deafness on the part of the parents; or else misplaced loyalty to eccentric (but rich?) relatives, or nutbar…

The late, great, sorely missed Molly Ivins once said that the Canadian national motto should be “Now, Let’s Not Get Excited.” I think it definitely applies in this case (I mean of course when it comes to the bestiality law, not the child sexual abuse).

Bloody buggery, with chips and pale ale.

Oh yeah — from Montana, if I remember right. Got nowhere because the Tea Party faction thought Gremlin sounded Muslim, or something.

That reminds me — how could I have forgotten Edsel Studebaker, that Texas attorney general (I think he was) who ran for the 2012 Presidential nomination?

But what about mercury-amalgam fillings? I bet some compound or other in Coca-Cola can corrode those.

Ah, got it. But being kids of Republican celebrities, they didn’t get saddled with hippie-type names like Storm, Sunshine, Breadfruit* and the like? Am I getting up to speed, at long last?

Another thing: what’s with the oddball names of these senior Republicans? Reince Priebus, Newt Gingrich, Grover Norquist.... Are they really aliens, like Ford Prefect?*