To be fair, her original last name was Stabyoo and her first is Ima so....
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I really am shocked by these numbers.
Did you even try to convince them that you were just an actual moray eel who needed to get away from the grind for a few days? Worth a shot probably.
“I’m aware of the effect I have on women”
Kourtney is my husband’s favorite Kardashian.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve stormed into stores screaming “BIG MISTAKE! HUGE!!!” while holding a shopping bag from the Dollar Tree.
What does it mean that they buy cheap toilet paper but expensive tissues?? What's the PATTERN?
Maybe Olivia leaked the address to the press because there’s still someone on the run and she hopes this will make them come back to the apartment. If I’ve learned anything from Olivia it’s that she KNOWS WHAT SHE’S DOING
Trump, ironically, has no strong suits.
you were never $400 you liar you!
a robert johnson and a WC handy sound like hilariously sad sex things, especially in this context
Well, great. Now the next time I bring a girl back to my place, she'll be like, "Ew, why did you decorate your apartment like the subway?"
Sure it’s unpopular, because it’s inexplicable. She’s singing songs, not petitioning Congress for aid.
Ah, my apologies. I made the usual Gawker/Jezebel mistake of assuming you were writing from an American perspective. I apologize again.
“Pot and kettle” doesn’t apply to a situation where one person’s just garden-variety obnoxious and the other person’s a serial batterer.
He’s on a redemption tour though. He’s got an album to promote. Think about it: being seen with Charlie wouldn’t be good for rehabbing his image even if we didn’t factor in the HIV stigma. I’m gonna give him the benefit of the doubt on this one.
Yeah, I wouldn’t want to be near Charlie Sheen either, but it has everything to do with him being a misogynistic asshole and nothing to do with him having HIV.
I am not a Justim fan, but it seems like his people are trying (sometimes in vain) to improve his image and that's not going to happen around Charlie Sheen. Whether they hit it off or start a feud with each other. It seems like they were just trying to avoid a situation that could lead to drama and negative publicity.