Chainsaws are noisy and attract attention. Drills are quick and quiet, pouring in Round Up is silent.

Good for him because the city should let their property litter on your grandparent’s property.

Ever think that the tree committed suicide?

IDK, a lot of gallows and guillotines were made out of trees. Sometimes a tree was used to hang people. Trees are horrible.

Oh so what. It’s his view, not yours.

Trees just take up space that could be used for parking. In the USA, every summer, the west coast burns down quite a few trees. The world has more than enough trees.

I’m glad the left the EU. Now everyone has something to do over there.

In this instance, we’re the child.

Stop Making Sense

And shoplifting. That coat will pay for itself in no time.

Only for the nudity

Yeah, but smell the glove.

Is that considered a cover?

With john stewart quitting, most of us don’t like the news.

That’s why we’re voting for Trump.

If Hillary is elected, I don’t think she’ll ever be sworn in.

I wanted Bernie to win. Hillary is evil. Trump is nutty. I’ll take nutty over evil.

More salsa?

If you’re dead, how are you typing this. OMG you’re one of those internet ghosts!

What? No. We use it to spray on the homeless.