If people are upset with this sentence, it’s because they don’t understand our system of jurisprudence. That lack of understanding is more disturbing than the actual crime because the opportunity for the system to change has been missed. Again. And again and Again.

it won’t.

Well that’s great an all, but I don’t see no video of this crash, so where’s the value in that?

They a stupit. If ya not wach wear ya goin’ ya accident.

Look between orange man and striped/checkered guy. In the row behind them, is a guy with a HUGE head. His head takes up more space than the freak show row people and he’s further away from the camera.

No means yes and Berman said something about going all the way.

Yup, usually I get a little taste of after it hits my face.

Tim, be nice to your other self. BTW, who is older or were you born on the same day?

The waistband on his underwear really rides up.

It’s sad when you see a whale stuck on a beach.

Al, what year are you predicting to happen? Or do you mean that they’ll eventually win a NBA finals? Or A game, in the series which comprises the NBA finals.

Not dead yet, but taking the scenic route.

It’s warm in the north and north east, so they have keep something like this on hand to get in a round of golf instead of work. Then, when they get home, they’re all hot and tired and tell the wife the AC was on the fritz and he had a horrible day.

Because they gave themselves that power and they’ll never fire themselves. It’s impenetrable.

If she ever cries at work, no one will work with her.

If they work in human resources, it doesn’t really matter. They’re only going to work in a position for a short time anyway.

You talkin’ woman as in she has a vagina?

Well you need to start having a cheese steak on even numbered days and then give it a numerical grade and comment on anything out of the ordinary while you’re there. And the out of the ordinary portion could be food related or the staff or customers or maybe you see a crime go down.

I’m with you on your cheese steaks. It’s a long time until lunch, but now I want a cheese steak, or more accurately I want one and a half to two of them.

Half of them look like they aren’t fully developed. Huge forehead, protruding mandible.