The waistband on his underwear really rides up.

It’s sad when you see a whale stuck on a beach.

Al, what year are you predicting to happen? Or do you mean that they’ll eventually win a NBA finals? Or A game, in the series which comprises the NBA finals.

Not dead yet, but taking the scenic route.

It’s warm in the north and north east, so they have keep something like this on hand to get in a round of golf instead of work. Then, when they get home, they’re all hot and tired and tell the wife the AC was on the fritz and he had a horrible day.

Because they gave themselves that power and they’ll never fire themselves. It’s impenetrable.

If she ever cries at work, no one will work with her.

If they work in human resources, it doesn’t really matter. They’re only going to work in a position for a short time anyway.

You talkin’ woman as in she has a vagina?

Well you need to start having a cheese steak on even numbered days and then give it a numerical grade and comment on anything out of the ordinary while you’re there. And the out of the ordinary portion could be food related or the staff or customers or maybe you see a crime go down.

I’m with you on your cheese steaks. It’s a long time until lunch, but now I want a cheese steak, or more accurately I want one and a half to two of them.

Half of them look like they aren’t fully developed. Huge forehead, protruding mandible.

He broke the presidential record for total amount of golf played. So it’s not like he had to run the country. What did he do in March other than fill out a bracket? Or since then?

He’s african american, not black. Plus he’s the lightest of the four of them.

why mention race in the first sentence if it isn’t racial.

thats different

haha that you think it should be applied fairly. Or that life is fair. Or that people are all equals - because that would be fair and nice.

If you graduated college, your college tracks where you live and where you work, whether you tell them or not. They’ll go to the feds for tax records if they need to.

What about someone else giving us a hand job?

Or he was coaching his daughter to say it was rape no matter what it was. Either way, the dad isn’t helping.