I have more faith in society than most people do with this incident and the charges. It won’t be on the level of the malicious prosecution the three Duke Lacrosse team faced, but I think the DA will see some back lash for the over reaching charges.

Plus the people they claim had a crime perpetrated against them didn’t all actually see the tip of his penis while that picture was being made and most of those same people, see him completely naked in the locker room or shower areas.

That would lead to a lot of groping.

Schwetty.

This is another tiny example of why you really, really, really only need to watch the final 2 minutes of any NBA game.

It made me think of Starbuck’s!

Wilmore isn’t that funny. He never was and just because he replaced John Stewart, doesn’t make him funny. It just provides easier access to his attempts at humor.

If not rehab, then what? Death?

Parents would object to it because it wouldn’t work.

I don’t know if that’s victim blaming. It’s asking a question.

It wasn’t a domestic. They weren’t together. They didn’t live together. It happened in a public place. They aren’t even sure who did what.

I love how Philly takes pride in being assholes. I guess everyone has a niche.

Hey, so long as they do so in landscape mode, it’s cool. Always never forget to use landscape people.

You divorced her over that? I hope you didn’t have kids.

The elevator was actually there though, right? I mean, you didn’t send her down an elevator shaft because that’s wayyy over the line.

Thank you! IDK why, but I just couldn’t see the second line very well and was guessing the second line was “I’m out.” haha which is way too callous, but only mildly worse than I can’t.

Three months?! Man that’s a long time.

This is excellent because it’s the most efficient.

LOL. You do realize that telling a girl we’re gay is one of our favorite non confrontational ways of breaking up. No anger. It’s not our fault. etc. etc. It’s the perfect break up move and makes for a good story with your buddies who will totally welcome the opportunity to tell you they’ve thought for a long time that…

Maybe act completely confused and try to convince them that you never met before.